A Brooklyn federal judge dismissed the tearful plea for mercy from "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli and sentenced him today to seven years in prison for defrauding investors.
Shkreli is the weasel who jacked up the price overnight of the drug Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill. Daraprim is used to treat parasitic infections that can be life-threatening for babies, the elderly and AIDS patients.
Shkreli, 34, was convicted of bilking backers of the hedge fund he ran and of fraud in connection with the manipulation of stock shares in Retrophin, which was one of his drug companies.
"This is my fault," he said. "I am not the victim here... Please give me a chance to show what I'm capable of."
But Judge Kiyo Matsumoto, who had the court officer pass Shkreli a box of tissues at one point, was unmoved by his pleading, although the sentence she handed out was far less than the 15 years prosecutors had been seeking. Judge Matsumoto also ordered the forfeiture of some $7.36 million in Shkreli’s assets.
When Shkreli was convicted last summer, he boasted that he would probably spent less than a year at "Club Fed," a cushy minimum-security facility where he could play tennis and Xbox.
Well Martin, you lousy weasel, maybe you'll find someone in prison who'll make you his bro. Be sure to give him your cutesy smirk as he has his way with you.
Just one day more...




